doctorpuppy:

If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song

theshitneyspears:

Oh….my god

trixiespads:

weather-peen:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

carnival-phantasm:

1kpenny:

teathattast:

Lost in the sauce

justchubbycats:

workhard3r:

justchubbycats:

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

abellionhearts:

surprisebitch:

chasers17:

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

one shot, one kill

Damn

blairwaldorfisawhitefeminist:

me: *just joking* hehhe shut up
cancer: if you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I’m not happy

folkpunkrattrash:

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

tastefullyoffensive:

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

driflloon:

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

ithelpstodream:

bringing this one back